Zoomer's Christmas Card

Nobody Wants Me For Christmas

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2001
Written and sung by Zoomer Roberts
Buddy Winston: guitar

Don't Give Me Nothin' For Christmas Blues

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2008
Zoomer Roberts: vocal, harmonica & composition
Buddy Winston: guitar

Cold, Cold Christmas @ Star City 12-10-17

Eric Boseman: percussion

Buddy Winston: guitar

Zoomer Roberts: vocal

It's Christmas Eve Day (en la tienda Targét)

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2000
Written and sung by Zoomer Roberts
Buddy Winston: guitar

Your host is Gregg Carthy

Listen!

recorded December 1975
Zoomer Roberts: vocal, guitar, bass
Cindy Seaman: piano
Cindy Bickford: drums

This original composition is from the Texas Goldrush Christmas Album. After issuing a couple of well-received singles, Cliff Seaman converted his garage into a studio in hopes of producing his own records. For this project we wrote some Christmas songs and recorded them in the wee hours after our regular gig at the Sun City Lounge. The results were dubbed onto 8-track tapes and sold from the bandstand. Decades later, I rediscovered and digitized my only copy. Listening to this track today, a third of a century after it was recorded, it sounds like an outtake from a Dr. Demento collection. Yell "yule," y'all!

Jingle Bell Rock

recorded 4 December 2010
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day

recorded 4 December 2010
Zoomer Roberts: vocal
Buddy Winston: guitar

A Visit From St. Nicholas

Read by Bob Dylan, Louis Armstrong and

Basil Rathbone

Remixed by Zoomer Roberts

Zoomer's Christmas Medley

recorded 4 December 2010
Zoomer Roberts: harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

1) The First Noel
2) Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
3) God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

Please Don't Sing Another Christmas Carol ('cause on Christmas, Carol Said "Goodbye" to Me)

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2008
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

Of the several songs I've written, this is my favorite!

LISTEN!

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen!

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2000
Zoomer Roberts: vocal
Buddy Winston: guitar

LISTEN!

Santa Claus Is Back In Town

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2007
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

Old Fashioned Christmas (recitation)

Original poem read by Zoomer Roberts
Guitar: Buddy Winston
from the KTEP broadcast of 13 December 2014

Christmas Island

Recorded 3 December 2011
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: banjo uke

1913 Massacre

Recorded 3 December 2011
Zoomer Roberts: vocal
Buddy Winston: guitar

Woody Guthrie wrote this song about a Christmas party from Hell. We only did it a couple of times before we dropped it. As Buddy said, "It's a downer."

It Could Be Christmas

recorded 4 December 2010
Written and sung by Zoomer Roberts
Buddy Winston: guitar

If you could recapture the sound of a chime
That rang from a steeple in a far distant time
And lingered a moment in the wintery haze
Then it could be Christmas in so many ways

If you could breathe life into old memories
The glint of the tinsel, the scent of the tree
The gleam of the moonlight on a blanket of snow
Then it could be Christmas wherever you go

The warmth and the light of the crackling yule fire
Cast long, dancing shadows that seem to aspire
To a scene reminiscent of Currier & Ives
Where it could be Christmas all the days of our lives

If we could gather together once more
The near and the dear ones who've gone on before
Our hearts would be gladdened their faces to see
And it could be Christmas like it used to be

If you could treat others as you'd have them treat you
And sing the old carols as if they were new
And tell the old Story, never changing a word
Then it could be Christmas wherever it's heard

Zoomer Roberts
2007

If the tune sounds familiar, it's because I borrowed it from Hank Snow's "Brand On My Heart."

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Frontier Christmas by Hudson Landry

Feliz Navidad

Buddy Winston: lead vocal & guitar
Zoomer Roberts: harmony vocal
Recorded 12 December 2009 at La Tierra Cafe

The Little Drummer Boy

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2001
Zoomer Roberts: vocal
Buddy Winston: guitar

White Christmas by Cowboy Copas

Performed by Cowboy Copas
recorded 1947
dubbed from a scratchy 78 (King 675)

Jingle Bells by Cowboy Copas

Performed by Cowboy Copas
recorded 1947
(King 675)

Frankie's Christmas

This is an Apple® commercial, but it's heartwarming and worthy of repeated viewings.

The Bells of Saint Mary's @ Star City

Eric Boseman: percussion

Buddy Winston: guitar

Zoomer Roberts: harmonica & vocal

10 December 2017

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Blue Christmas @ KTEP (12-13-14)

Video by Bob Moore

"An Empty Stocking"

David Niven's sermonette from "The Bishop's Wife"

Tonight I want to tell you the story of an empty stocking.

Once upon a midnight clear, there was a child's cry. A blazing star hung over a stable, and wise men came with birthday gifts. We haven't forgotten that night down the centuries. We celebrate it with stars on Christmas trees with the sound of bells, and with gifts. But especially with gifts.

You give me a book, I give you a tie. Aunt Martha has always wanted an orange squeezer and Uncle Henry could do with a new pipe. For we forget nobody, adult or child. All the stockings are filled, all that is, except one. And we have even forgotten to hang it up. The stocking for the child born in a manger. It's His birthday we're celebrating. Don't let us ever forget that.

Let us ask ourselves what He would wish for most. And then, let each put in his share: loving kindness, warm hearts, and a stretched-out hand of tolerance - all the shining gifts that make peace on Earth.

The Cherry Tree Carol (Child 54)

Recorded 14 December 2013
(KTEP Christmas broadcast)
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Recorded 22 December 2012
(KTEP Christmas broadcast)
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

Santaland Diaries

The 1992 NPR broadcast version of David Sedaris' hilarious holiday classic.

Everywhere It's Christmas

The Beatles' 1966 Fan Club Christmas Record

Here Comes Fatty Claus

(unsuitable for children and some adults)

¡Merry Christmas, Amigos!

'Tis the night before Christmas,
and all through the casa
Not a creature is stirring.
¡Caramba! ¿Que Pasa?
The stockings are hanging, con mucho cuidado,
In hopes that St. Nicholas will feel obligado
To leave a few cosas aquí and allí
For chico y chica (and something por mí )
Los niños are snuggled all safe in their camas
(Some in camisas and some in pajamas)
Their little cabezas are full of good things
Tódos esperan que Santa will bring.

Santa is down at the corner saloon
(muy borracho since mid afternoon)
Mama is sitting beside la ventana
Shining her rolling pin para mañana
When Santa will come un manner extraño,
Lit up like the Star on the Mountain, cantando,
Y Mama lo manda to bed with a right
¡Merry Christmas a todos y a todos good night!

Noche de Paz

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2008
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

My father used to sing this. His Spanish wasn't very good. Neither is mine. This was our only attempt at this.

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht

Ernestine Schumann-Heink (contralto)
recorded circa 1911

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2000
Zoomer Roberts: vocal
Buddy Winston: guitar

Christmas Hymns and Carols

performed by Trinity Choir
recorded circa 1926
dubbed from a 78rpm record (Victor 35712)

Christmas Melodies

Performed by Paul Whiteman & his Orchestra
recorded 1928 (Columbia 50098-D)

Blue Christmas

from the KTEP Christmas broadcast of 2008
Zoomer Roberts: vocal & harmonica
Buddy Winston: guitar

Photo by Pat O. Winston

Sermon: "Traditions"

I have a great fondness for the older forms of the English language -- the language of the King James Bible, which first saw print almost 400 years ago, in 1611. It has an ornateness and beauty that's largely missing from the way most of us speak and write today. But, of course, we're thousands of miles and hundreds of years away from the source of old English ~ Olde England ~ and to many people in this place and time the King James Bible is irrelevant.

Similarly, many of our hymns and carols are written in old English, and we often sing them without giving much thought to what we're saying. And I use the word "saying" because singing a hymn is exactly the same thing as reciting the Lord's Prayer or the Apostle's Creed. The only difference is that hymns have more modulation (?) in them.

We sing about diadems, prostrate angels, ebenezers, the triune God, the ancient of days, etc., without ever really connecting to them. The words don't conjure up a mental picture to us. These aren't words or phrases we use. Worse yet, most of us never take the time to look them up. And every December, we add wassailing, Winceslas, frankencense, mhyrr and Jewry to this phantom vocabulary. WE do, anyway. A lot of people have given these old songs the old heave-ho.

(I have given the heave-ho-ho-ho to "Jingle Bells," "Sleigh Ride," "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" and the entire Beach Boys Christmas Album.)

But I cling to the old versions of Scripture, and to the old carols, not only because of their quaint charm, but because of their great tradition. They offer me something everlasting in a throw-away (disposable?) world.

Carols were popular throughout Europe as far back as the 14th century. They were a folksy alternative to the somber music of the church, and they were not only sung, but danced. Hence they tended to be lively. Carols weren't restricted to Christmas, either ~ carols were sung for all occasions.

But the Puritan English Parliament of 1647 officially abolished Christmas and all other festivals. Carols and caroling didn't re-emerge until 1822. Collections of the old songs were published, and the protestant English clergy of the Victorian era enthusiastically taught them to their parishioners. Their American cousins quickly followed suit, and it was at this time that one of my favorite old English carols ~ "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" ~ became popular in its current form.

God rest ye merry, gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,
Remember Christ our Saviour was born on Christmas Day;
To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray

O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy

Its durability lies in the way that its first verse so plainly expresses the essence of the Christmas story. And it has a good beat, and you can dance to it. You can swing it. You can rap it.

Most of us think the title is "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen," but it's not. The placement of a comma can change the meaning considerably.

For example, the Scriptural passage "the voice of one crying in the wilderness, 'Prepare ye the way...'" is cited elsewhere as "the voice of one crying, 'In the wilderness, prepare ye the way...'" That one little comma can make a big difference.

"Tidings of comfort and joy," it says. God and man had been estranged since way back in the 3rd chapter of Genesis, and the birth of Jesus brought reconciliation. "God and sinners reconciled," as it says in yet another old Christmas song. Here, the singer is saying, Be happy in the LORD; don't let anything get you down; Christ has come.

"The angel said to them, 'Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all people. For today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord.'" Luke 2:10-11

It seems like an anomaly that spirits are down and the death rate is up at this time of year, but we have taken the Christmas season, secularized it, and traded the spiritual comfort and joy for the anxiety of acquisition. That's a trite thing to say ~ it's been said to death. There's nothing wrong with giving or receiving gifts ~ it is, after all, a commemoration of the Magi's gifts to the Christ child ~ but we as a society have become obsessed with it to the exclusion of all else. And that "all else" is the really good part we're missing out on.

I used to hear the old folks talk about getting an orange for Christmas. As a child, I thought that was just awful, but the old folks didn't seem to harbor any resentment about it. They said they appreciated things more in those days.

The big difference between that generation and the baby boomers is that WWII took our country from bust to boom. In the post-war prosperity, we were able to actually select merchandise from the Sears & Roebuck catalogue, whereas the previous generation had relegated it to other, earthier uses. At our house, the arrival of the "wish book" was an exciting event in itself, and we would gaze and gawk at the gadgets, gizmos, and googaws therein.

On Christmas morning (Christmas Eve after we kids grew up and moved out) we would gather around the tree and exchange presents. If everyone was home (and married) there were eight of us: my parents, my brother, my sister, myself, and our significant others. I have beautiful memories of those days.

But time and distance finally caught up with the Roberts family, and I despaired of ever having a "real" Christmas again. But I came to to the realization that most people in this world never have even one Currier & Ives Christmas, let alone 43! I've found there are other ways to keep Christmas. (Want to hear them? Of course you do!)

Our family traditions come and go, but there are other, older traditions that are enduring. Giving is one, of course, but one doesn't necessarily have to engage in mortal combat at Toys-R-Us in order to give. When you go out, see that you have change on hand for the bell ringers. As God's covenant of love has been revealed to us in the birth of Jesus, we are reminded that we are called to live in covenant with one another.

Read "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens again. Or watch the video. My favorite version is the one with George C. Scott as Scrooge, the hateful old skinflint who, after a harrowing reclamation process, learns to keep Christmas the whole year long by giving of himself and his resources.

Come to the Christmas Eve service here at Manhattan and be part of this family. Sing "Silent Night" by candlelight, hear the Christmas story read the old way, and rejoice in the true meaning of Christmas:

Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

(First delivered on 14 December 2003)

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